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1.
jam 03:58
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If you want to have a good time come to the show, be punk rock slightly obscene/ maybe disturbed shell see you, youll see her love, love I wanna fall in love love, love every summer of love if yr obsessed... be good at it that kind of passion I have known I have it, its there for you may all that I am come true... for you I want you to be my friend + never a reason for that to end prepare well, youll be well prepared be what you've made of yrself together
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chapter 51 civil committment 05:04
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version 2 Im a monkey space cadet chainsmoking cigarettes im lactating milk but she don't know the side effects my jaw hanging loose when im rabid + feeding is my hair now growing or my skin now receeding whatever you don't ever forget this she has to be able to shit out a catfish right on a plate + eat it raw w grey poupon the warchester sauce diseases of bodies, bodies of diseases razors + hammers rids my skull of the demons on an elevator sniffing the buttons 1 lady chimp or 2 im a cat person version 2 hey darling lets do this again I call you friend + my girlfriend you may not know who I am at all but I wait for you + pizza I feel disturbed + In love w you I cant tell anyone who you are I send one of my letters, got one in return it was the 51st chapter I think that people think that im insane I avoid people + I hide away :) no one knows who I am or no one knows who I am to no end I sink in this hole it drains the life out of me into you I wonder will I resurface I sink further than I ever thought was my deepest
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these wings pt. 1 04:43
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i can remember when i could look to the left behind innocence in the absence of everyone losing it i remember when i was a little boy how big the world was how magnificent how theres so much to discover + im here to do it i get to live another day + explore everything + its all so fascinating it makes me happy + this little world inside i get to share w others + someday ill die but that's ok ill join the trillions of people that left before me which is profound enough to believe that God couldn't let nothing happen to all those souls (working on it)
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dysentary 01:17
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hey did I miss the soap/puke? wake up (ass up) w a bottle this is my fucking tugboat I am a man of the sea semen filled magenta IV filled w a death reek or phosphoric fumes of twisted perfumes If nothing makes sense I adjust my heading + return the land into an ocean I am tugboat captain like bat excrement i feel my missing teeth start to grow when you buy my online demo please feel sorry for me please sign my band please give me enough money to live in los angeles so i head out, out to sea a tugboat captain w a spaggetti o's ad no hockey skate this is our work in progress it makes no sense I heard it moved no units nor did this
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fairytale 01:24
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lets chill down + vibe ill match you well get lost where no one can find us nor will they... ever again run away w me my sweet princess I am yr gallant prince I was created to take yr hand a fairytale never has to end
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forlorn 00:37
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you keep this love 01:11
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truly that my love is waiting for you truly that i have love + its for you true that i have strength deep inside me my love for you is pure + true 1 cigarettes + an attitude forlorn + frail fragile + destitute 1 + 2 did my time spiderwebs yr my old lady im yr skeleton 2 + 3 im yr heart yr my theif yr falling apart fix me coffee 3 one teaches one two teaches three three teaches four four teaches more four stanzas make 3 verses
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ye dogs of ship 01:02
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in the haze of summer we saved up our quarters we played lots of sega we ate lots of pizza everyone is happy everyone is laughing on a spaceship + unable to attain fries I, wrecked the spaceship it was my employment crazy, pushing buttons inside my apartment ye dogs of ship
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eskimo pt. 2 00:55
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I will get the best of you I will get the best of you I will get the best of you, true love my nuts are turning blue covered in superglue I always want to be w you, true love true love is elegant covered in excrement my heart is size elephant, true love testicles + wet cement sex w the government nationalist republican, true love true love is always you X3, true love verse riff A E A D A E E A
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wierd things happen pt. 3 01:06
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i don't know what the words to this song are but as long as i keep yelling to a beat it will sound good and people will be happy with me so long as i keep the peace and don't say something fucked up + flawed to violate them like the speaker saying something it shouldn't because i am in the room with you are with me i am in the room with you are with me i am in the room with you are with me more to come
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minor/major 00:43
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i am in front of you on a screen call me, call me if you feel like you are losing yr mind i lost mine so long ago, to you captain fecalmania! captain fecalmania! if you do not like it i can understand but i am tugboat captain desecrating virgins! you aint a groupie youse my poopie you aint a target use my toilet im gonna shit on yr titties + then piss on the turd X2
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thank you, thrash again. 00:33
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yr about to meet a whole brand new kind of motherfuckerX3 we are shiny happy people holding hands, yeah :) you can now see me melt off my bonesX4 if you are tripping what i am tripping will you see it too?X4 i feel so happy im not sad a fresh new cauldron of acid you are liquified by the music of the band (you are listening to it, you are melting in it) tugboat captain

about

2/25/18: a shit ton of riffs added, new lyrics on chapter 51 + ye dogs. im going to add more music. no updates though. sporadic creativity, things left out, oh well whatever.

this is a demo ep of my latest works across 2 days 2/23/28 + 2/24/18. its a demo for sale. im econo punk so what the hell do I need other than exposure grassroots diy discovery email chain whatever. well? i need that + cash money yo. im trying to make it. I will be adding tracks to this grouping as I go along + whatever work I may complete. by these recordings you may know im weird but harmless. im proud of this collection. I basically sat and smoked cigarettes/ jam for months + like God's lightning + many thoughts of musical direction... it shaped these current piece each + it kind of flowed out of me. so proud. I think these songs spell out a collaboration w the mainstream + that involved outcome. my voice sounds like shit, but I sing like a bird. I have a defective USB audio interface that's hard to balance the mic w the playback. I believe the much of the lyrics are so punk they should be heard no place. its not selling out. its that its a help to no one to sing some of this shit. from years of writing I write the song lyrics all In a row on one page. I haven't watched tv for about 12 years + I have servere attention deficit disorder, so I don't have much time to perfect the lyrics. + when I do, its from advancing in my own little downward spiral of loathing. the kind I use to attack my own pcyche. and after you sing a song 50 times it becomes not so heart wrenching as it was at first, you cathartic or exorcise out the material repeatedly and it becomes just a tune, so im trying to feel something that could actually somehow matter or something. you write the words long enough + youll have known + consider that in the next statement you make. a maze. true that I can comb the material. ive done so before. so, this is just an expression that can be seen thru by mutual collaboration w vision +/or turning in my homework. ha ha ha. when I get lyrics done, they'll be at the top of the writing that can be found here. I also accept working w a lyricist. im flexible w production. I think of my voice on the instrument that speaks. I think its a good demo.

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released February 25, 2018

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the vandal poets Oshkosh, Wisconsin

welcome to normal land where everyone is happy + fun with all of their friends + everyone everywhere are shiny happy people holding record contracts to hit the middle ground touring circuit because kexp may be in fact God like oprah making you wonder if she plays ski-ball to an abstract movie reference but I must say its dogma by kevin smith which has no influence over my material but oh well. ... more

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